Business joke

One day many years ago at a school in South London a teacher

said to the class of 5-year-olds, "I'll give $20 to the child who can
tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived."
An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St.Patrick."

The teacher said, "Sorry Alan, that's not correct.
" Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St.
Andrew." The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right
either.

Finally, a Gujarati boy raised his hand and said, It was
Jesus Christ."

The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Jignesh, come up
here and I'll give you the $20."

As the teacher was giving Jignesh his money, she said, "You
know Jignesh,since you're Gujarati, I was very surprised you said
Jesus Christ."

Jignesh replied,"Yes, in my heart I knew it was Lord
Krishna, but business is business!"