Impact of IT in a family...

 

Good IT propaganda in the Family Maintenance from onsite!!!!!!!!!       :)

Sekar (Calling his family from Amsterdam): Good Evening Mom and Dad. Where is my wife Sheela?
 
Dad: Just now I called her. She is on the way to home after taking our grandson Rahul from his school.
 
Sekar: Let us wait for her few minutes and we will start this discussion.
           (By the time Sheela entered in to the house.. Sekar continue the meeting)
 
I hope you know the Agenda of the meeting which I had mentioned in the meeting request. Even though let me read out the agenda once again
1. Status update/Discussion on Last Week Action Items
2. Family Strategy
2. Rahul's Education
3. Medical Insurance for Mom and Dad
 
I hope everyone have the printout of last week MOM (Minutes of Meeting).
Dear Mom can you please update the status of tasks which you are taking care of?
 
Mom: Sekar, I am taking care of kitchen module which involves making products like Sambar, Rasam, Curd Rice, Vegetable Biriyani.I am not comfortable in handling the tools for making Non Vegetarian products. You suggest some training in Hlite. However after making these products, I am giving to your Dad for Acceptance testing. Once he satisfied with the quality of taste, we pass it to Dining Hall. One more thing, I would like to share with you. As you have suggested during my appraisal discussion, now I have stopped crying while watching mega serials in TV
 
Sekar: Sounds Good.
 
Sekar: Now coming to Dad. Dad can you please update us?
 
Dad: Yes. My dear son. I have completed my tasks by paying the current bill and phone bill with in time.
 
Sekar: That's good
 
Dad: But I couldn't pay the premium amount of 9200.00 of the LIC plan which you had taken for tax reduction purpose.
 
Sekar: It doesn't look nice dad. I have sent you the amount already and given clear instructions.
Can you explain to me what went wrong?
 
Dad: On Tuesday night suddenly one of our team mate (your mom) fell down on the floor when she was running to catch Rahul. Then we took her to hospital and spent that amount for her medical expenses.
 
Mom: Sekar, I would like to add on what your Dad said, that was true. I got heavy injury in my legs and I was in hospital for two days. So now we don't have money to pay for the premium.
 
Sekar: Sheela..! Would you aware of this? As a home lead, I expect you to track these issues and send it to me on daily basis. What are you doing (With stress on 'doing') after coming from college?
 
Sheela: Will do it Sekar. You know that the college, I am working is very far from our home. Every day I come back home at 6 pm and sit with Rahul for assisting him for doing his home work.
 
Sekar: Ok. Coming to second Agenda point .Due to this financial crisis we need to change the strategy of running our family. I am looking for your cooperation in the following cost cutting activities. I want to see the cost benefit of 40 % in this month budget after implementing this

ü  Asking servant maid to leave her job

ü  Stop ordering Pizzas for dinner

ü  Avoid Tooth paste and use Neem sticks/Banyan Tree Sticks

ü  Switch on TV only for watching Sunday Movie and Friday Oliyum Ozhiyum(Well known program for film songs in Podigai TV)

ü  Wise to listen news from our near by portion when they watch news in TV

ü  Every Saturday visit our relative's homes and spend the whole day including break fast, lunch and Dinner

ü  Don't invite anybody to our home. Sunday our relatives might come to our house. Just lock the door outside and do your work inside silently.

ü  Everybody assemble in adjacent street Perumal temple on Sunday for breakfast. They provide 'Pongal' as 'prasadam' which is good in taste

ü  Sheela stop going for gym and Yoga class. Use Attural (Made up of Stone for making Dosa /idly dough), Ammikal (Replacement of Mixie) instead of grinder and Mixie. Mom please give KT to Sheela about this.

ü  Don't buy excess of things and store it in Fridge. Use big Mud pots for cool water.

ü  Everybody go to bed early around 6:30 pm. Ask Rahul to do his homework when he comes back from school immediately during the hours sunlight is available. If not ask him to read under street light. He will become like Lincoln (Former US President) one day.

ü  Use as much of cycle for transportation to near by places(It will help you to reduce fat and Cholesterol content)

ü  I know you are eager to watch latest release 'Raavanan'. Don't plan for that. Wail till next year Diwali to watch the same movie in Kalaignar TV

     
If you have any clarifications contact Sheela@kitchen.home
 
Coming to third Agenda point. Sheela, can you please update me about Rahul's Education. In which standard he is studying? Whether he got any double promotion? He was writing annual exam for third standard when I was leaving for Amsterdam.
 
Sheela: Sekar, I am bit worrying about his education. I have tracked his efforts, schedule in our OHM+ tool. I found 20 % in Effort variance and 35 % in schedule deviation. His learning curve goes down in the control chart which you can see in the report, I have sent you yesterday.
 
Sekar: Thanks for your measurements. I will review the report and we will discuss it on next week's call. I have a client meeting now. So we will discuss the third agenda item next week. Mom and Dad.. can you please drop out from the call. I wanted to talk to Sheela about few personal things and Dad, don't forget to circulate the MOM to everyone.
 
Sheela: Hello Sekar..
 
Sheela: Hello…Hello…
 
Sheela: Hello…
 
<Tring…Tring….Tring…Line Got Disconnected>

 

A letter of the Editor Of Times Of India To The Honourable PrimeMinister

Must Read ! Very Powerfully Worded. Bravo - Prakash Bajaj, Editor of Times of India .

LETTER OF THE EDITOR OF "THE TIMES OF INDIA " TO THE PRIME MINISTER OF INDIA

Dear Mr. Prime minister, 

I am a typical mouse from Mumbai. In the local train compartment which has capacity of 100 persons, I travel with 500 more mice. Mouse at least squeaks, but we don't even do that. 

Today I heard your speech, in which you said, 'NO BODY WOULD BE SPARED'. I would like to remind you that fourteen years have passed since serial bomb blasts in Mumbai took place. Dawood was the main conspirator. Till today he is not caught. All our Bollywood actors, our builders, our Gutka king keep meeting him, but your Government can not catch him. Reason is simple; all your ministers are hand in glove with him. If any attempt is made to catch him, everybody will be exposed. Your statement 'NOBODY WOULD BE SPARED' is nothing but a cruel joke on these unfortunate people of India . 

Enough is enough. As such, after seeing terrorist attack carried out by about a dozen young boys, I realize that if same thing continues, days are not far away when terrorists will attack by air, destroy our nuclear reactors and there will be one more Hiroshima . 

We the people are left with only one mantra. Womb to Bomb to Tomb. You promised Mumbaikar Shanghai; what you have given us is Jalianwala Baug. 

Today only your home minister resigned. What took you so long to kick out this joker? Only reason was that he was loyal to Gandhi family. Loyalty to Gandhi family is more important than blood of innocent people, isn't it? 

I am born and brought up in Mumbai for last fifty eight years. Believe me, corruption in Maharashtra is worse than that in Bihar . Look at all the politicians, Sharad Pawar, Chagan Bhujbal, Narayan Rane, Bal Thackray , Gopinath Munde, Raj Thackray, Vilasrao Deshmukh all are rolling in money. Vilasrao Deshmukh is one of the worst Chief ministers I have seen. His only business is to increase the FSI every other day, make money and send it to Delhi , so Congress can fight next election. Now the clown has found new way and will increase FSI for fishermen, so they can build concrete houses right on sea shore. Next time terrorists can comfortably live in those houses, enjoy the beauty of the sea and then attack our Mumbai at their will. 

Recently, I had to purchase a house in Mumbai. I met about two dozen builders. Everybody wanted about 30% in black. A common person like me knows this and with all your intelligent agency & CBI, you and your finance ministers are not aware of it . Where all the black money goes? To the underworld isn't it? Our politicians take help of these goondas to vacate people by force. I myself was victim of it. If you have time please come to me, I will tell you everything. 

If this has been a land of fools, idiots, then I would not have ever cared to write to you this letter. Just see the tragedy. On one side we are reaching moon, people are so intelligent; and on the other side, you politicians have converted nectar into deadly poison. I am everything Hindu, Muslim, Christian, Schedule caste, OBC, Muslim OBC, Christian Schedule caste, and Creamy Schedule caste; only what I am not is INDIAN. You politicians have raped every part of Mother India by your policy of divide and rule. 

Take example of our Former President Abdul Kalam. Such an intelligent person; such a fine human being. But you politician didn't even spare him. Your party along with opposition joined hands, because politicians feel they are supreme and there is no place for good person. 

Dear Mr Prime minister, you are one of the most intelligent persons, a most learned person. Just wake up, be a real SARDAR. First and foremost, expose all selfish politicians. Ask Swiss banks to give names of all Indian account holders. Give reins of CBI to independent agency. Let them find wolves among us. There will be political upheaval, but that will be better than dance of death which we are witnessing every day. Just give us ambience where we can work honestly and without fear. Let there be rule of law. Everything else will be taken care of. 

Choice is yours Mr. Prime Minister. Do you want to be lead by one person, or you want to lead the nation of 100 Crore people? 

Prakash B. Bajaj 

Editor Mumbai-Times of India

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Good laugh

And then the fight started.... 

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. 

She asked, 'What's on TV?' 

I said, 'Dust.' 

And then the fight started... 

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. 

She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.' 

I bought her a weighing scale. 

And then the fight started... 

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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive... 

So, I took her to a petrol bunk 

And then the fight started... 

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and my wife 

kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.  

I asked my wife, 'Do you know him?' 

'Yes,' She sighed, 'He's my old boyfriend. 

I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years

ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since.' 

'My God!' I said to my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?' 

And then the fight started... 

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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. 

"I'll have the strip steak(beef), medium rare, please." 

He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?" 

"Naaah, she can order for herself." 

And then the fight started... 

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A woman is standing & looking in the bedroom mirror.

She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 

'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' 

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.' 

And then the fight started..... . 

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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Kingfisher for 500 rs. 

Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for 300 rs. 

I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.. 

And then the fight started.... 

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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" 

It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.

"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. 

So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?" 

And that's when the fight started.... 

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When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed..

But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first:

the truck, the car, e-mail, fishing, always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. 

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. 

I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. 

'When you finish cutting the grass,' I said, 'you might as well sweep the driveway.' 

And then the fight started....

The Tortoise and the Hare, Continued

The Tortoise and the Hare, Continued --

 

 

This is an age old fable of the tortoise and hare race. Everyone knows who won the race or do you? Well, recently I heard a new version of this story with a new twist. Read this inspirational teamwork story with lessons in teamwork from an age old fable.

 

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Once upon a time a tortoise and a hare had an argument about who was faster. They decided to settle the argument with a race. The tortoise and hare both agreed on a route and started off the race. The hare shot ahead and ran briskly for some time. Then seeing that he was far ahead of the tortoise, he thought he'd sit under a tree for some time and relax before continuing the race. He sat under the tree and soon fell asleep. The tortoise plodding on overtook him and soon finished the race, emerging as the undisputed champ. The hare woke up and realised that he'd lost the race.

 

The moral of the story is that slow and steady wins the race. This is the version of the story that we've all grown up with.

 

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But then recently, someone told me a more interesting version of this tortoise and hare story. It continues.

 

The hare was disappointed at losing the race and he did some soul-searching. He realised that he'd lost the race only because he had been overconfident, careless and lax. If he had not taken things for granted, there's no way the tortoise could have beaten him. So he challenged the tortoise to another race. The tortoise agreed.

 

This time, the hare went all out and ran without stopping from start to finish. He won by several miles.

 

The moral of the story? Fast and consistent will always beat the slow and steady. If you have two people in your organisation, one slow, methodical and reliable, and the other fast and still reliable at what he does, the fast and reliable chap will consistently climb the organisational ladder faster than the slow, methodical chap.

 

It's good to be slow and steady; but it's better to be fast and reliable.

 

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But the story doesn't end here. The tortoise did some thinking this time, and realised that there's no way he can beat the hare in a race the way it was currently formatted. He thought for a while, and then challenged the hare to another race, but on a slightly different route. The hare agreed. The tortoise and hare started off. In keeping with his self-made commitment to be consistently fast, the hare took off and ran at top speed until he came to a broad river. The finishing line was a couple of kilometres on the other side of the river.

 

The hare sat there wondering what to do. In the meantime the tortoise trundled along, got into the river, swam to the opposite bank, continued walking and finished the race.

 

The moral of the story? First identify your core competency and then change the playing field to suit your core competency.

 

In an organisation, if you are a good speaker, make sure you create opportunities to give presentations that enable the senior management to notice you.

 

If your strength is analysis, make sure you do some sort of research, make a report and send it upstairs. Working to your strengths will not only get you noticed, but will also create opportunities for growth and advancement.

 

The story still hasn't ended.

 

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The tortoise and hare, by this time, had become pretty good friends and they did some thinking together. Both realised that the last race could have been run much better. So the tortoise and hare decided to do the last race again, but to run as a team this time.

 

They started off, and this time the hare carried the tortoise till the riverbank. There, the tortoise took over and swam across with the hare on his back. On the opposite bank, the hare again carried the tortoise and they reached the finishing line together. Both the tortoise and hare felt a greater sense of satisfaction than they'd felt earlier.

 

The moral of the story? It's good to be individually brilliant and to have strong core competencies; but unless you're able to work in a team and harness each other's core competencies, you'll always perform below par because there will always be situations at which you'll do poorly and someone else does well.

 

Teamwork is mainly about situational leadership, letting the person with the relevant core competency for a situation take leadership.

Dr. Abdul Kalam's Letter to Every Indian

 

Dr. Abdul Kalam's Letter to Every Indian

 

Why is the media here so negative?

Why are we in India so embarrassed to recognize our own strengths, our achievements?

We are such a great nation. We have so many amazing success stories but we refuse to acknowledge them. Why?

We are the first in milk production.

We are number one in Remote sensing satellites.

We are the second largest producer of wheat.

We are the second largest producer of rice.

Look at Dr. Sudarshan , he has transferred the tribal village into a self-sustaining, self-driving unit.. There are millions of such achievements but our media is only obsessed in the bad news and failures and disasters.

I was in Tel Aviv once and I was reading the Israeli newspaper. It was the day after a lot of attacks and bombardments and deaths had taken place. The Hamas had struck. But the front page of the newspaper had the picture of a Jewish gentleman who in five years had transformed his desert into an orchid and a granary. It was this inspiring picture that everyone woke up to. The gory details of killings, bombardments, deaths, were inside in the newspaper, buried among other news.

 

In India we only read about death, sickness, terrorism, crime.. Why are we so NEGATIVE? Another question: Why are we, as a nation so obsessed with foreign things? We want foreign T.Vs, we want foreign shirts. We want foreign technology.

Why this obsession with everything imported. Do we not realize that self-respect comes with self-reliance? I was in Hyderabad giving this lecture, when a 14 year old girl asked me for my autograph. I asked her what her goal in life is.. She replied: I want to live in a developed India . For her, you and I will have to build this developed India . You must proclaim. India is not an under-developed nation; it is a highly developed nation.

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YOU say that our government is inefficient.

YOU say that our laws are too old.

YOU say that the municipality does not pick up the garbage.

YOU say that the phones don't work, the railways are a joke. The airline is the worst in the world, mails never reach their destination.

YOU say that our country has been fed to the dogs and is the absolute pits.

YOU say, say and say.. What do YOU do about it?

Take a person on his way to Singapore . Give him a name - 'YOURS'. Give him a face - 'YOURS'. YOU walk out of the airport and you are at your International best. In Singapore you don't throw cigarette butts on the roads or eat in the stores. YOU are as proud of their Underground links as they are.. You pay $5 (approx. Rs.. 60) to drive through Orchard Road (equivalent of Mahim Causeway or Pedder Road) between 5 PM and 8 PM. YOU come back to the parking lot to punch your parking ticket if you have over stayed in a restaurant or a shopping mall irrespective of your status identity… In Singapore you don't say anything, DO YOU? YOU wouldn't dare to eat in public during Ramadan, in Dubai .. YOU would not dare to go out without your head covered in Jeddah.

YOU would not dare to buy an employee of the telephone exchange in London at 10 pounds (Rs..650) a month to, 'see to it that my STD and ISD calls are billed to someone else.'YOU would not dare to speed beyond 55 mph (88 km/h) in Washington and then tell the traffic cop, 'Jaanta hai main kaun hoon (Do you know who I am?). I am so and so's son. Take your two bucks and get lost.' YOU wouldn't chuck an empty coconut shell anywhere other than the garbage pail on the beaches in Australia and New Zealand ..

Why don't YOU spit Paan on the streets of Tokyo ? Why don't YOU use examination jockeys or buy fake certificates in Boston ??? We are still talking of the same YOU. YOU who can respect and conform to a foreign system in other countries but cannot in your own. You who will throw papers and cigarettes on the road the moment you touch Indian ground. If you can be an involved and appreciative citizen in an alien country, why cannot you be the same here in India ?

In America every dog owner has to clean up after his pet has done the job. Same in Japan ..

Will the Indian citizen do that here?' He's right. We go to the polls to choose a government and after that forfeit all responsibility.

We sit back wanting to be pampered and expect the government to do everything for us whilst our contribution is totally negative. We expect the government to clean up but we are not going to stop chucking garbage all over the place nor are we going to stop to pick a up a stray piece of paper and throw it in the bin. We expect the railways to provide clean bathrooms but we are not going to learn the proper use of bathrooms.

We want Indian Airlines and Air India to provide the best of food and toiletries but we are not going to stop pilfering at the least opportunity.

This applies even to the staff who is known not to pass on the service to the public.

When it comes to burning social issues like those related to women, dowry, girl child! and others, we make loud drawing room protestations and continue to do the reverse at home. Our excuse? 'It's the whole system which has to change, how will it matter if I alone forego my sons' rights to a dowry.' So who's going to change the system?

What does a system consist of? Very conveniently for us it consists of our neighbours, other households, other cities, other communities and the government. But definitely not me and YOU. When it comes to us actually making a positive contribution to the system we lock ourselves along with our families into a safe cocoon and look into the distance at countries far away and wait for a Mr.Clean to come along & work miracles for us with a majestic sweep of his hand or we leave the country and run away.

Like lazy cowards hounded by our fears we run to America to bask in their glory and praise their system. When New York becomes insecure we run to England . When England experiences unemployment, we take the next flight out to the Gulf. When the Gulf is war struck, we demand to be rescued and brought home by the Indian government. Everybody is out to abuse and rape the country. Nobody thinks of feeding the system. Our conscience is mortgaged to money.

Dear Indians, The article is highly thought inductive, calls for a great deal of introspection and pricks one's conscience too….. I am echoing J. F. Kennedy's words to his fellow Americans to relate to Indians…..

'ASK WHAT WE CAN DO FOR INDIA AND DO WHAT HAS TO BE DONE TO MAKE INDIA WHAT AMERICA AND OTHER WESTERN COUNTRIES ARE TODAY'

Lets do what India needs from us.

 

Thank you,

Dr.. Abdul Kalam

 

What letter does your name start with

Does your name begin with: A

U are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action.You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get.You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up-front person. You often don't get hints & you ever pass any. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is! intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important for you. You tend to be very Practical, & not very emotional Your choices are very good & can only lead to trouble. You are very self satisfied & egoistic. 

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Does your name begin with: B

You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an ____expression of the affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You are private in your ____expression of endearments, and particular when it comes to love. You will hold off until everything meets with your approval. You can control your appetite & feelings. You require new sensations and experiences. You are willing to experiment. 

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Does your name begin with: C

You are a very social individual, and it is important to you to have a relationship. You require closeness and togetherness. You want the object of your affection to be socially acceptable and good-looking. You see your lover as a friend and companion. You are very sensual, Needing someone to appreciate and almost worship you. When this cannot be achieved, you have the ability to hold out on affection until you receive this.. You are an expert at controlling your desires and doing without. 

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Does your name begin with: D

Once you get it into your head that you want someone, you move full Steam ahead in your suit. You do not give up your quest easily. You are nurturing and caring. If someone has a problem, this turns you on. You are highly passionate, loyal, and intense in your involvement's, sometimes possessive and jealous. You are very sharp & talented often with sense of humour. When people bother to look deep inside they cannot resist what they see. You are stimulated by the eccentric and unusual, having a free and open attitude. You get jealous of other people and lose your temper . 

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Does your name begin with: E

Your greatest need is to talk. If your date is not a good listener, you have trouble relating. A person must be intellectually stimulating or you are not interested sexually. You need a friend for a lover and a companion You hate disharmony and disruption, but you do enjoy a good argument once in a while-it seems to stir things up. You flirt a lot, for the challenge is more important. But once you give your heart away, you are uncompromisingly loyal. You will fall asleep with a good book. sometimes, in fact, you prefer a good book to a lover) 

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Does your name begin with: F

You are idealistic and romantic, putting your lover on a pedestal. You look for the very best mate you can find. You are a flirt, yet once committed, you are very loyal. You are sensuous and privately passionate. Publicly, you can be showy, extravagant, and gallant. You are a born romantic. Dramatic love scenes are a favourite fantasy past time. You can be a very generous lover. ______________________________ _____________________________

Does your name begin with: G 

You are fastidious, seeking perfection within yourself and your lover. You respond to a lover who is yourintellectual equal or superior, and one who can enhance your status. You are sensuous and know how to reach the peak of stimulation, because you work at it meticulously. You can be extremely active-never tiring out. Your duties and responsibilities take precedence over everything else. You may have difficulty getting emotionally close to people. ______________________________ _____________________________

Does your name begin with: H 

You seek a mate who can enhance your zest for life ,fun & everything You seek for. You will be very generous to your lover once you have Attained a commitment. You are very affectionate & very strong. Your gifts are actually an investment in your partner. Before the commitment, though, you tend to be very careful with your every move and equally cautious in your involvement's often as you believe that you have to look out for yourself. You are a sensual and patient lover. You will hold off till everything meets your full approval. You are a perfectionist, hard to satisfy and strong in your beliefs. Not influential, you always stand your ground. People can always count on you to stand by them in a crisis. You are a dreamer with/ a passion for life. 

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Does your name begin with: I (mran)

You have a great need to be loved, appreciated...... even worshiped. You enjoy luxury, sensuality, and pleasures of the flesh. You like necking spend hours just touching feeling & exploring. You look for lovers who know what they are doing. You are not interested in an amateur, unless that amateur wants a tutor. You are fussy and exacting about having your desires satisfied. You are willing to experiment and try new modes of ____expression. You bore easily and thus require adventure and change. Your commitments don't last very long & you often tend to stray. Loyalty is not one of your strong points. You are more sensual than sexual, but you are sometimes downright lustful. 

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Does your name begin with: J

You are blessed with a great deal of physical energy. When used for a good cause there is nothing to stop you, except maybe that they aren't always used for the good. (you could dance all night.) You respond to the thrill of the chase and the challenge of the mating game.You can carry on great romances in your head. At heart you are a roamer and need to set out on your own every so often. You will carry on long- distance relationships with ease. You are idealistic and need to believe in love. You have a need to be nurtured deep within. 

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Does your name begin with: K

You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You are very sexy, sensual, and passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only in intimate privacy will this part of your nature reveal itself. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the right person to come along. You are very generous & giving, often selfless. You are kind-natured & sweet, which is found to be attractive by many. You are a good friend. 

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Does your name begin with: L

You can be very romantic, attached to the glamour of love. Having a partner is of paramount importance to you. You are free in your ____expression of love and are willing to take chances, try new sexual experiences and partners, provided it's all in good taste. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated. "You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated ". 

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Does your name begin with: M

You may appear innocent, unassuming and shy; but we know that Appearances can lie. When it comes to sex, you are no novice but something of a skilled technician. You can easily go to extremes, though, running the gamut from insatiability to boredom with the whole idea of love. You can be highly critical of you mate, seeking perfection in both of you. It is not easy to find someone who can meet your standards. You have difficulty expressing emotions and drawing close to lovers. You are often selfish, thinking you are always right no matter what. You never give in. Winning is your prime desire- at any cost. You often forget friends and family and you live for the moment. 

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Does your name begin with: N

You are emotional and intense. When involved in a relationship, you Throw your entire being into it. Nothing stops you; there are no holds barred. You are all-consuming and crave someone who is equally passionate and intense. You believe in total freedom. You are willing to try anything and everything. Your supply of energy is inexhaustible. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You also enjoy mothering your mate. You often have the greatest love affairs all by yourself, in your head. You are very imaginative. 

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Does your name begin with: O

You are very interested in fun activities yet secretive and shy about your desires. You can re-channel much of your energy into making money and/or seeking we. You can easily have extended periods of celibacy. You are a passionate, compassionate lover, requiring the same qualities From your mate. Love is serious business; thus you demand intensity, diversity and is willing to try anything or anyone. Sometimes your passions turn to possessiveness, which must be kept in check. 

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Does your name begin with: P

You are very conscious of social proprieties. You wouldn't think of Doing anything that might harm your image or Reputation. Appearances count. Therefore, you require a good-looking partner. You also require an intelligent partner. Oddly enough, you may view your partner as your enemy...a good fight stimulates those vibes. You are relatively free of hang- ups.You are willing to experiment and try new ways of doing things.You are very social and sensual; you enjoy flirting and need a good deal of physical gratification. 

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Does your name begin with: Q

You require constant activity and stimulation. You have tremendous physical energy. It is not easy for a partner to keep up with you. You are an enthusiastic lover and tend to be attracted to people because of their ethnic groups. You need romance, hearts and flowers, and conversation to turn you on and keep you going. 

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Does your name begin with: R

You are a no-nonsense, action-oriented individual. You need someone who can keep pace with you and who is your intellectual equal-the smarter the better. You are turned on more quickly by a great mind than by a great body. However, physical attractiveness is not very important to you. You have to be proved to be worthy for a partner. You have a need to prove yourself the best. You want feedback on your performance. You are open, stimulating & romantic. 

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Does your name begin with: S

For you, it is pleasure before business. You can be romantically idealistic to a fault and is capable of much sensuality. But you never loose control of your emotions. Once you make the commitment you stick like glue. You could get jealous and possessive. You tend to be very selfish often regarding yourself as the only human being on the planet.. You like being the centre of attention. You are very caring sensitive, private & sometimes very passive. Turned on by soft lights, romantic thoughts. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role, or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the rightperson to come along. You are very generous & giving, often selfless. You are kind nature & sweet which is found to be attractive by many. You are a good friend. 

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Does your name begin with: T

You are very sensitive, private & sometimes very passive. You like someone who takes the lead. You get turned on by music, soft lights & romantic thoughts. You fantasize & tend to fall in & out of love soon. When in love you are romantic, idealistic, mushy & extremely. You enjoy having your senses & your feelings stimulated, titillated & teased. You are a great flirt. You can make your relationships fit your dreams, all in your own head. Once you put your mind to something you manage to stand by it and see your dreams through. You aren't very good at expressing your feelings. You like things your own way. You do not like change, you like to hold on to things. This may not always be good because if given an opportunity things may develop into great things. You work your way to the top. Attention must be given to what others say because even though you don't want to hear it their advice may turn out to save your life. ! 

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Does your name begin with: U

You are enthusiastic & at your happiest when in love. When not in love you're in love with love and always looking for someone to adore. You see romance as challenge. You are a roamer & needs adventure, excitement freedom. You enjoy giving gifts & looking good. You are willing to put others feelings above yours. 

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Does your name begin with: V

You are individualistic & you need freedom, space & excitement. You wait till you know someone well before committing yourself. Knowing someone means psyching her/him out. You feel a need to get into his/her head to see what makes him tick. You are attracted to eccentric types. You believe that age is no barrier. You are good at responding to danger, fear & suspense. 

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Does your name begin with: W

You are very proud, determined & refuses to take no for an answer when it come to love. Your ego is at stake all the time. You are romantic, idealistic, often in love with love itself, not seeing your partner for who she or he really is. You feel deeply about love & tends to throw all of your self into a relationship. Nothing is too good for your lover. You like playing love games. 

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Does your name begin with: X

You need constant stimulation because you get bored quickly. You can handle more than 1 relationship at a time with ease. You can't shut off your mind. You can do 2 things at once. You are very talented. 

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Does your name begin with: Y

You are sensual & very independent. If you can't have it your way, you will forget the whole thing. You want to control your relationships which doesn't work out too well. You respond to physical stimulation. However if you can make money you will give up the pleasures of the flesh for the moment. You have a need to prove yourself the best. You want feedback on your performance. You are open, stimulating & romantic. 

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Does your name begin with: Z

You are very romantic but show feels that to love means to suffer. You wind up serving your mate & attracting people who have unusual trouble. You see yourself as a lover's saviour. 

                                         

JANUARY

Ambitious and serious

Loves to teach and be taught

Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses

Likes to criticize

Hardworking and productive

Smart, neat and organised

Sensitive and has deep thoughts

Knows how to make others happy

Quiet unless excited or tensed

Rather reserved

Highly attentive

Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds

Romantic but has difficulties expressing love

Loves children

Loyal

Needs to improve social abilities

Easily jealous 

FEBRUARY 

Abstract thoughts

Loves reality and abstract

Intelligent and clever

Changing personality

Temperamental

Quiet, shy and humble

Low self esteem

Honest and loyal

Determined to reach goals

Loves freedom

Rebellious when restricted

Loves aggressiveness

Too sensitive and easily hurt

Showing anger easily

Dislike unnecessary things

Loves making friends but rarely shows it

Daring and stubborn

Ambitious

Realising dreams and hopes

Sharp

Loves entertainment and leisure

Romantic on the inside not outside

Superstitious and ludicrous

Spendthrift

Learns to show emotions 

MARCH

Attractive personality

Affectionate

Shy and reserved

Secretive

Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic

Loves peace and serenity

Sensitive to others

Loves to serve others

Not easily angered

Trustworthy

Appreciative and returns kindness

Observant and assess others 

 Revengeful

Loves to dream and fantasize

Loves travelling

Loves attention

Hasty decisions in choosing partners

Loves home decors

Musically talented

Loves special things

Moody 

APRIL

Active and dynamic

Decisive and haste but tends to regret

Attractive and affectionate to oneself

Strong mentality

Loves attention

Diplomatic

Consoling

Friendly and solves people's problems

Brave and fearless

Adventurous

Loving and caring

Suave and generous

Emotional

Revengeful

Aggressive

Hasty

Good memory

Moving

Motivate oneself and the others

Sickness usually of the head and chest

Easily get too jealous 

MAY

Stubborn and hard-hearted

Strong-willed and highly motivated

Sharp thoughts

Easily angered

Attracts others and loves attention

Deep feelings

Beautiful physically and mentally

Firm standpoint

Easily influenced

Needs no motivation

Easily consoled

Systematic (left brain)

Loves to dream

Strong clairvoyance

Understanding

Sickness usually in the ear and neck

Good imagination

Good debating skills

Good physical

Weak breathing

Loves literature and the arts

Loves travelling

Dislike being at home

Restless

Not having many children

Hardworking

High spirited

Spendthrift 

JUNE

Thinks far with vision

Easily influenced by kindness

Polite and soft-spoken

Having lots of ideas

Sensitive

Active mind

Hesitating

Tends to delay

Choosy and always wants the best

Temperamental

Funny and humorous

Loves to joke

Good debating skills

Talkative

Daydreamer

Friendly

Knows how to make friends

Abiding

Able to show character

Easily hurt

Prone to getting colds

Loves to dress up

Easily bored

Fussy

Seldom show emotions

Takes time to recover when hurt

Brand conscious

Executive

Stubborn

Those who loves me are enemies

Those who hates me are friends

JULY

Difficult to fathom and to be understood

Quiet unless excited or tensed

Has reputation

Easily consoled

Honest

Concern about people's feelings

Friendly

Approachable

Very emotional

Unpredictable and temperamental

Moody and easily hurt

Witty and sarky

Sentimental

Neither forgives nor forgets

Caring and loving

Strong sense of sympathy

Judge people through observations

Loves to be alone

Always broods about the past and the old friends

Likes to be quiet

Waits for friends

Not aggressive unless provoked

Loves to be loved

Easily hurt and takes long to recover

Overly concerned

Puts in effort in work 

AUGUST

Loves to joke

Attractive

Suave and caring

Brave and fearless

Firm and has leadership qualities

Knows how to console others

Too generous and egoistic

Takes high pride of oneself

Thirsty for praises

Extraordinary spirit

Easily angered

Angry when provoked

Easily jealous

Observant

Careful and cautious

Thinks quickly

Independent thoughts

Loves to lead and to be led

Loves to dream

Talented in the arts, music and defence

Sensitive but not petty

Poor resistance against illnesses

Learns to relax

Hasty and rushy

Romantic

Loving and caring

Loves to make friends 

SEPTEMBER

Suave and compromising

Careful, cautious and organised

Likes to point out people's mistakes

Likes to criticize

Quiet but able to talk well

Calm and cool

Kind and sympathetic

Concerned and detailed

Trustworthy, loyal and honest

Does work well

Sensitive

Thinking

Good memory

Clever and knowledgeable

Loves to look for information

Must control oneself when criticising

Able to motivate oneself

Understanding

Secretive

Loves sports, leisure and travelling

Hardly shows emotions

Tends to bottle up feelings

Choosy especially in relationships

Loves wide things

Systematic 

OCTOBER

Loves to chat

Loves those who loves him

Loves to takes things at the centre

Attractive and suave

Inner and physical beauty

Does not lie or pretend

Sympathetic

Treats friends importantly

Always making friends

Easily hurt but recovers easily

Bad tempered

Selfish

Seldom helps unless asked

Daydreamer

Very opinionated

Does not care of what others think

Emotional

Decisive

Strong clairvoyance

Loves to travel, the arts and literature

Soft-spoken, loving and caring

Romantic

Touchy and easily jealous

Concerned

Loves outdoors

Just and fair

Spendthrift and easily influenced

Easily lose confidence 

NOVEMBER

Has a lot of ideas

Difficult to fathom

Thinks forward

Unique and brilliant

Extraordinary ideas

Sharp thinking

Fine and strong clairvoyance

Can become good doctors

Careful and cautious

Dynamic in personality

Secretive

Inquisitive

Knows how to dig secrets

Always thinking

Less talkative but amiable

Brave and generous

Patient

Stubborn and hard-hearted

If there is a will, there is a way

Determined

Never give up

Hardly become angry unless provoked

Loves to be alone

Thinks differently from others

Sharp-minded

Motivates oneself

Does not appreciates praises

High-spirited

Well-built and tough

Deep love and emotions

Romantic

Uncertain in relationships

Homely

Hardworking

High abilities

Trustworthy

Honest and keeps secrets

Not able to control emotions

Unpredictable 

DECEMBER

Loyal and generous

Patriotic

Active in games and interactions

Impatient and hasty

Ambitious

Influential in organizations

Loves to socialize

Loves praises

Loves attention

Loves to be loved

Honest and trustworthy

Not pretending

Short tempered and egoistic

Takes high pride in oneself

Hates restrictions

Loves to joke

Good sense of humor

Logical

  

Aries 

Turn ons 

Aries are naturally active and vibrant people and they have affinity for such people too . You will have to increase your pace to be in step with them. Remember they leave tortoises and snails way behind without even glancing at them once. They like and appreciate frank and straightforward persons. With them you can be your true self that is no pretenses (but don`t try your luck being over frank-they are volatile). If you are in love with Ram then you have to show your enthusiasm in all there activities (you can always yawn later!). 

Turn offs 

Do not tell an Aries that s/he may be wrong lest you may stir a storm in a teacup. But instead do what you feel is right and of course do not take the credit for the work done well. Aries people are very faithful and passionate lovers. Do not give air to the smoldering fire within them by making them jealous. No flirtations or fooling around with others in their presence unless of course you wish to write your death wish (you will be granted!). 

Taurus 

Turn ons 

Stability and dependability characterize Taurus. They like people who can blend and grow with them. If you have a Taurus partner you should appreciate all things bright and beautiful. They have an inherent artistic sense and are fond of color and music. Judge the life with them from purely materialistic point of view. Enjoy everything luxurious that money can provide.... Enjoy good food (better if you can cook to please them) and good drinks with them. 

Turn offs 

Taurus is very slow to anger (in fact you may spend the whole life with them and still no spark) but you should not push your luck too much. Being unreasonable or aggressive with them may get you into trouble. Do not press him into a corner and if you do be prepared for a violent rage. Taurus is capable of violent outbursts though this is on very rare occasions. If you have a roving eye forget it because Taurus have can take the cake when it comes to being possessive. They can be suffocating when being possessive about you. 

Gemini 

Turn ons 

Gemini is a highly intellectual and versatile person. If you have a Gemini partner you have to match your wits with his wits to keep the zing in the relation. They want to be mentally stimulated so you have to be good in conversing. Your sense of humor will get you a permanent residence place in the heart of a Gemini. Be more communicative with them and if you are good in this then you will never know how hours pass by with you holding each other`s hand. 

Turn offs 

Gemini`s like to do many things at the same time so if unfortunately you are the types who is looking for stability you may get disappointed. Do not hold back a Gemini or you may lose him, as they are restless and need change in life constantly. You should try to adopt yourself with the ever-changing Gemini. Orthodox or conservative old fashion ideas are no-no in their dictionary. Change with the ever-changing Gemini and do not flow against the current. 

Cancer 

Turn ons 

Try to adapt yourself with the changing moods of the Cancer. At one moment they may be laughing and enjoying and in another moment they may cry or sulk. You may have to adjust with the moody and sensitive Cancer. They are like the tides in the ocean always fluctuating. Cancer people love food so if you know how to cook and can be poetic and romantic (added Bonus) then you know the way to their heart. 

Turn offs 

Cancerians are very sensitive people and can get easily hurt. So do not play with their emotions and sentiments. They are like tides that can take you with it. They form emotional bonds with even inanimate things too so do not ask them to discard old caps or souvenirs these things hold special meaning to them. You have to realize that the crabs have soft heart and are vulnerable. Do not contradict their tested line of thought and action it would only lead to confusion. 

Leo 

Turn ons 

If you have Leo partner respect him and his majestic manners. Accept the advice of Leo, the lion, as he is the king of the jungle. It is the sign of a showman so if your partner does everything in grand style enjoy it. Do lavish Leo`s frequently with compliments and see them purr like a cat. They fall easily for flattery and want to be center of attraction of all eyes (sometimes they can be quiet theatrical too). 

Turn offs 

Never ever hurt the ego of a Leo. Pride, ego and vanity are some of the bags all Leo`s always carry with them. Do not touch these bags. An authoritative Leo is even more difficult to handle in such circumstances. Leo is a sunny sign so they do not like people who are gloomy or depressed. Even if you are crying at heart keep a sunny smile on your lips and then let lion take the charge and remove all worries from your life. 

Virgo 

Turn ons 

Virgo`s are very methodical and have great sense of duty but are blind to their own faults so if you have a Virgo partner emphasize more on their qualities (as it is they are not going to accept). Take keen interest in what they are doing and you will realize that they will go out of their way to help you. Do rely and appreciate their mental powers than physical powers. They can turn even an unsuccessful venture into a success. 

Turn offs 

Do not push a Virgo into limelight or on the center stage unless of course they do so on there own. They are shy and reserved by nature and do not like to be cynosure of all eyes. Virgo`s have a secrets that virtuous as they are would not like to come out in open so even if you have the key to their secret skeleton closet hide it do not admit even that you know anything about it. Virgo, the virgins, does not want to tarnish their public image. 

Libra 

Turn ons 

Libra needs peace and harmony in all their relationship so help them maintain that. Venus the ruling planet gives them beauty and they have weakness for people who can compliment them about their beauty (you will not have to make an effort to do that anyway). You can help Libra seek union and partnership in life. If you have Libra partner you can be sure to share beautiful and pleasurable moments together. 

Turn offs 

Libra is kind and gentle soul but very argumentative. Hence do not start an argument or discussion unless of course you are free and do not know how to pass your time. They hate to lose and most probably in between of discussion they may change their side too (remember scales can tilt) and still continue arguing from other side. Do not push your Libra partner into making decisions. They will keep weighing pros and cons and may still not be able to come to any decision. Have patience! 

Scorpio 

Turn ons 

Scorpio`s are full of passion and zest for life. They have tremendous drive that can involve you too. Tune in to their wavelength and you can enjoy the harmony and music in life with them. Scorpio`s are loyal and never forget a kind deed done by you. If you want to enjoy life with your Scorpio lover share their passion and intensity and you will be fascinated by how beautiful life can be with them. 

Turn offs 

Scorpio`s are very passionate and intense but they are also fiercely possessive and would like to possess your mind, body and soul. Do not let seeds of jealousy grow in them because then you may have to suffer agonies of jealousy and discontentment in life. Scorpio`s have explosive tempers be careful how you handle them. They never let anyone know what is going on in their mind till they strike and you may be caught unawares. Do not flirt around in the presence of your Scorpio lover. 

Sagittarius 

Turn ons 

Sagittarius is basically a happy go lucky kind. You can enjoy with their zest and enthusiasm in life. They can bubble with excitement that can be tangible at times. And if you share same interests and hobbies then life can be great fun together. They are frank and straightforward so if you want some truthful opinion about anything or anyone goes to them. Be optimistic as they are and view life as glass half full. 

Turn offs 

Sagittarius is fiercely independent and cannot tolerate restriction hence do not try to hold them back in life. Let them enjoy their freedom because if you hold any special place in their heart they will always come back for you. Do not feel irritated by the exaggeration in their speech. They may go on and on talking about certain things that may not even interest you but it is their way of trying to communicate with you. They are basically frank and outspoken (to the point of being rude) so do not feel offended by their talks. 

Capricorn 

Turn ons 

Capricorn are strong and dependable hence if you want to put your money on anyone it is of course this zodiac sign no matter how many difficulties (that incidentally are many) The goat has to undertake to achieve the goals. They are practical and conservative in their outlook and they expect you to blend in their color. They set certain standards for themselves in their life and they will always try to maintain those standards. For them social status and image is very important in life. 

Turn offs 

Do not expect a Capricorn mate to open their heart and pour everything to you. They are very secretive and reserved people. They are very thorough in all their affairs and hate any kind of sloppiness. Capricorn is very tightfisted and economical. Do not expect lavish gifts from them and if they do give you any gift (that is very rare) it will have some practical use (no romance please) but that does not mean you will be deprived of anything on the contrary you will be well provided. 

Aquarius 

Turn ons 

Aquarius are friendly and fascinating people. They have in-depth knowledge about various subjects and you can converse with them for hours without getting bored. They are capable of giving a lot of love that can be amazing. They have very broad outlook about life and you can relax in their presence. They will always welcome your ideas and actions about humanitarian causes. To keep an Aquarians lover interested you must possess that mysterious and intriguing quality. Once hooked they will always be very faithful to you. 

Turn offs 

Do not expect or plan a normal, simple and predictable life with an Aquarius partner. Aquarius people are totally unpredictable. They can go to any direction without giving any advance notice. They are basically very restless and get very easily bored. Though they are very friendly but do not expect them to reveal their inner most feelings to you (they will never). They can be very detached and impersonal that you may find very strange. Do not be surprised by this unpredictable quality that may crop up often 

Pisces 

Turn ons 

Pisces are very sensitive and charming people. If you are looking for someone who is understanding and can understand your feelings then you have met the right person. You should appreciate their feelings too and in the time when you need them they will help you. Pisces have keenly developed sixth sense and have great intuitive powers. Their hunches may usually be on the mark. But they can exhaust their physical and mental energies. They are born dreamers and you can build palaces with your dream lover (only in real life it may become a little difficult preposition). 

Turn offs 

Pisces are dreamers and you should not expect them to have worldly ambitions. They are not materialistic in nature. It is not that they like living below the poverty line but they have no earnest desire to accumulate wealth. They are very sensitive and you have to be always careful about their feelings. The fishes are capable of drowning you in their tears (even men born under this sign). Pisces people are very intuitive but do not depend on them to make decision on important matters 

Bobby 

GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT 1-10. 

(NO CHEATING) 

1. WHAT SHADE OF HAIR DO YOU HAVE?: 

a. DARK 

b. LIGHT 

2. IF YOU WERE OUT ON A DATE WOULD YOU WANT TO: 

a. GO TO A PARTY 

b. GO OUT TO EAT 

3. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR OUT OF: 

a. PINK 

b. YELLOW 

c. BABY-BLUE 

d. SEA-FOAMGREEN 

4. PICK YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIE OUT OF: 

a. SURFING 

b. SKATING 

c. SKIING 

5. IF YOU COULD PICK A STORE BETWEEN THESE WHICH WOULD YOU PICK?: 

a. OLD NAVY 

b. PACIFIC SUNWEAR 

c. VICTORIA'S SECRET 

6. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE STATE OUT OF: 

a. CALIFORNIA 

b. FLORIDA 

c. OHIO 

7. IN THE SUMMER WOULD YOU RATHER GO TO: 

a. THE BEACH 

b. GO SOMEWHERE COOLER 

8. WHATS YOUR BIRTHDAY MONTH? 

a. January 

b. Febuary 

c. March 

d. April 

e. May 

f. June 

g. July 

h. August 

i. September 

j. October 

k. November 

l. December 

9. WOULD YOU RATHER: 

a. CHILL AT HOME 

b. GO OUT WITH FRIENDS 

10. NAME A PERSON OF THE OPPOSITE SEX. 

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*ANSWERS* 

1. a- dark: sexy 

b- light: sweet 

2. a- go to a party: playful 

b- go out to eat: romantic 

3. a- pink: cute 

b- yellow: loud 

c- baby-blue: cool 

d- sea-green: horny 

4. a- surfing: active 

b- skating: determined 

c- sking: daring 

5. a- old navy: preppy 

b- pacific sunwear: fun 

c- victoria's secret: sexy 

6. a- California: you like being around people 

b- Florida: party time in the Heat 

c- Ohio: quiet, likes the cold 

7. a- beach: tan likes the sun 

b- somewhere cooler: pale and original 

8. a- January: popular 

b- February: lovely 

c- March: loud 

d- April: playful 

e- May: chills a lot 

f- June: happy 

g- July: smooth 

h- August: fun 

i- September: quiet 

j- October: out going 

k- November: pimpin it 

l- December: warm 

9. a- Home: boring 

b- Go out with friends: crazy 

10.That person will fall in love with you!!!!! 

IF YOU SEND THIS TO: 

0-5 people: your wish will not come true 

6-9 people: your wish will come true within 6 months 

10-15 people: it will come true within 2 weeks 

16-20 people: in a day or 2 it will come true 

21-30: sooooooo soon 

30-whatever #: NOW 

SEND WITHIN ONE HOUR OR YOU WILL HAVE BAD LUCK IN 

LOVE! 

Friends Forever........

The Finger Bowl !!

 

A wonderful story comes from 19th century England. According to the account, Queen Victoria was once at a diplomatic reception in London.
The guest of honor was an African chieftain. All went well during the meal until, at the end, finger bowl were served. The guest of honor had never seen a British finger bowl, and no one had thought to brief him beforehand about its purpose. So he took the bowl in his two hands, lifted it to his mouth, and drank its contents down!

For an instant there was breathless silence among the British privilege guests, and then they began to whisper to one another. All that stopped; however, when Queen Victoria silently took her finger bowl in her two hands, lifted it, and drank its contents! A moment later, 500 surprised British ladies and gentlemen simultaneously drank the contents of their own finger bowls.

It was the queen’s uncommon  courtesy that guarded her guest from certain embarrassment.

J this is a very rare but very effective human trait … while the most common human trait is to look for chances to humiliate/insult someone else or be neutral when someone makes mistake & let him/her go through the embarrassment … but it takes presence of mind, uncommon courtesy to follow someone else’s mistake in order to guard them from embarrassment!!

Perception - Donkey Story

 

Different people have different perception. One man’s meat could be another man’s poison.

A couple bought a donkey from the market.. On the way home, a boy commented, “Very stupid. Why neither of them rides on the donkey? “Upon hearing that, the husband let the wife ride on the donkey. He walked besides them.

Later, an old man saw it and commented, “The husband is the head of family. How can the wife ride on the donkey while the husband is on foot?” Hearing this, the wife quickly got down and let the husband ride on the donkey.

Further on the way home, they met an old Lady. She commented, “How can the man ride on the donkey but let the wife walk. He is no gentleman.”The husband thus quickly asked the wife to join him on the donkey. Then, they met a young man. He commented,

“Poor donkey, how can you hold up the weight of two persons. They are cruel to you.” Hearing that, the husband and wife immediately climbed down from the donkey and carried it on their shoulders.

It seems to be the only choice left. Later, on a narrow bridge, the donkey was frightened and struggled. They lost their balance and fell into the river. You can never have everyone praise you, nor will everyone condemn you. Never in the past, not at present, and never will be in the future.

Thus, do not be too bothered by others words if our conscience is clear. Do what you think is right, not what others think.   

 

Electronics service center phone numbers

Brand	Address (All Service Centres Work from : 11AM to 5.00PM on working days	Phone
ACER Laptops	SMS to +91-9901676677 : they will call back	1800116677
ACER Monitor	Call For Onsite Service for LCD Monitors	18003000 1919
Altec Lansing // ASUS	Rashi Peripherals, 20/1 Club Road, Chetpet (Behind Shree Mithai)	42849274 / 42849276
APC UPS	Call For Onsite Service	18004254877 / 39022272
ASUS ( All Products )	Rashi Peripherals, 20/1 Club Road, Chetpet (Behind Shree Mithai)	42849274 / 42849276
Canon	Call for On-Site / Carry in Location	42385200
Creative ( All Speakers)	Addonics, Old 5, New 9, Kuppu Muthu St.,( Near: Hotel Srinivasa ), Triplicane, Chennai.	28412415/28412414
Dax Networking	No.11, 2nd Cross St., RK Nagar, Mandaveli. Ch. 28, Next Road To ICICI ATM	24616120 / 22 / 24616521
Dell	TOLL FREE Number	1800 425 426 / 080 2506 8026
Dlink (ALL)	No.103, 1st Flr. ABC Trade Centre, Devi Theatre Complex,  Old 50, Anna Salai, Chennai-02.	28412207 / 28412206.
Epson Printers	Call For Onsite Service  - Toll Free : 18004250011 / 39001600	98403 01456 /
Gigabyte - Toll Free 1800 425 4945	No.103, 1st Flr. ABC Trade Centre, Devi Theatre Complex,  Old 50, Anna Salai, Chennai-02.	28412207 / 28412206.
HP - Laptops	Maha Electronics, Jeypore Hall # 241, Peters Rd., (Near: Hotel Saravana Bhavan/Satyam Theatre), Chennai, 45960960, 45960900
HP Printers	Alwarpet : Redington, 550/136, TTK Road, 24354174 // Egmore : Redington, Wellington Estate, Opp Ethiraj College, 28207499
ICE UPS	5, Judge Jumbulingam St., Mylapore, chennai	42155392 ( Call For Onsite in chennai)
Intel (all products)	Email Product Serial No's with problem : apacsupport@mailbox.intel.com	1600 4256835
Kingston Products	Accel  ICIM  Systems No.132, 2nd Flr., Greams Rd., Near IDBI Bank,	42015162 / 163 / 1800 4254515
LG	No.21, Waller's Road, (Behind Casino Theatre), Chennai - 02 (Monitors: ONSITE)	28416768 / 28435618 / 19
Linksys	TOLL FREE Number	1800 425 5797
Logitech : Call Suresh 9894029920	CALL : 9894029920 and confirm service centre address	CALL : 9894029920 , 42145184/6259
Mercury / Kobian	50, Mehta Cmplx, Rajgopal st., Ch. 2	42027019 /
Microtek (Monitors, UPS, ALL)	31, Wallers Road, (Behind Casino Theatre), Mount Rd., Chennai 2	42143443 / 43227595 / 9381058996
MSI Products	Digicomp Systems , 3/2, Elango Salai, Near SUN TV, Teynamper, Ch. 18	42113393 / 9980666789
Norton / Symantic	TOLL FREE Number	1800 4254235
Numeric UPS	Call For Onsite Service	24981444 // 24983270
Phillips LCD	Call For Onsite Service	1800 425 6396
Pixel View & XFX Cards	Rashi Peripherals, 20/1 Club Road, Chetpet (Behind Shree Mithai)	42849274 / 42849276
Samsung ( All Drives )	Citi Service, Near: Hotel Palm Grove, Kodambakkam, Chennai.	28226762 / 63
Samsung ( Monitors/ Printers/Laptops)	Call For Onsite Service	1800 110011 monitor : 30308282
Seagate & Maxtor	Call For Onsite Service  - FREE PICK UP & DELIVERY	1800 425 4535 // 044-42015212
Seagate & Maxtor	Accel  ICIM  Systems No.132, 2nd Flr., Greams Rd., Near IDBI Bank / BSNL	42015162 / 163 ,  1600 33 11 04
Sony ( All Drives  & Card readers)	Rashi Peripherals, 20/1 Club Road, Chetpet (Behind Shree Mithai)	42849274 / 42849276
Transcend ( All Products)	Accel  ICIM  Systems No.132, 2nd Flr., Greams Rd., Near IDBI Bank / BSNL	42015162 / 163 ,  1600 33 11 04
TVSE  Printers & Keyboards	Call For Onsite Service	1800 425 4566 / 30301717
Viewsonic	Call For Onsite Service  Call Or Mail to : service@in.viewsonic.com	23744630 / 0981835772
Western Digital	Call Onsite  (email id..  Wdexpress.india@wdc.com    or   rmasupport.wd@rteservices.com )	1800 11 93 93 / 011-26384700
Wipro	No. 145, Eldams Rd., Chennai.	24363501 / 3507 / 9840097251
Zebronics (Top Notch)	31, Wallers Road, (Behind Casino Theatre), Mount Rd., Chennai 2	42168966

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