Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Polska Paruthi veeran Parvathi !!

Characters in the below conversation

Par (Parvadhi nickname of Anand onsite at Belgium)

PS (Pakkiri nick for Badri)
Other Chars (Kamal, Meenu nick for Arun)
Mon (Monica from polland)
Isa (Isabella from polland)
Karpagam (Meen's wife)
Poori (Kamal's wife)


Now read below.......



Parvathi Call last week (from belgium)

Par: Pokiriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
PS: Pinraanda parvathi
Par: Pokiri ore Poland Babes Poland Babes.
PS: Polska Paruthuiveerane
Jalsa Jithane
Maanasa Machakaarane
Par: Ennaku munnadi enna puhalatha, athu ennaku pudikathu.
PS: Nee oru about turn pottu nillu. Ippo naan un pinnadi iruken.
"Polska Paruthi...."
Par: Dei pokiri athennada Polska. Athu oru food item thana
PS: ennada ippadi sollite
Par: Amanda Kudichitu sapdrathu Kuska
Appo Pal velakitu saapdrathu thana Polska
PS: Dei parvathiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. Poland thanda Polska
Par: Yaarta katha vudure. Poland Polska'na appo Garland'na Gurkava?
PS: Dei ithu POLISH language da
Par: Unnaku unnoda language'e olunga theriyathu. Unnaku POLICE language eppadi theriyum.
Nee enna POLICE training attend panniya?
PS: Dei ithu anatha POLICE illada. Poland language POLISH.
Ana paaru parvathi namma TNagar Area'la ellarum enna pathu Sir neenga POLICE'a appadinu kekuraanga.
Namma Gym Body'a pathu terror ayitaanga
Par: Dei unnoda Gym Body pathu avanga sollala, unnoda thoppaya pathu sollirupaanga
Seri romba mokkai ayiruchu namma readers'ala ithuku mela mokka thaanga mudiyathu Matteruku varen.
Ennaku Poland babe onnu theriyum sema figure athuku peru Isabella.
PS: Isabella ilanchingame
Thunai'illa thanipadaye
Bayamilla bayangarame
Par: Dei nee niruthu. Antha Isabellavuku oru Akka irukka
PS: Athuku akka vera onnu irunga gokka
Par: Akka peru Monica. Rendu perum Chennai varaaanga
Athula paaru ennaku Isabellava romba pudkikum.
Ana propose panna failure ayirumnu nenaikiren
PS: Enda ippadi feel panre. Nee eppovume Optimist'a iru
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Optimist Parvathi
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Par: Dei ennaku Ootymist theriyum. Namma final yr Ooty trip porappo pathruken. Athu enna Optimist?
Intha Optimist irukka illaya? Atha nammala pakka mudiyuma mudiyatha?
PS: Athavathu Paarvathi intha Optimista, namma sila arikurihal vachi therinchukalam. Unnaku puriyira mathiri solren kelu.
Ippo oru Glass'la pathivaraikum Sarakku iruku. Appo naan enna panuvena...
Par: Gappunu adichitu, kuppura paduthiruve,.
PS: Naan kettana? Naan atha sollala, naan antha Glass'a eppadi paapenna......
Par: Post kambatha Naai pakra mathiri paapa
PS: Naan kettana? Nee naal solratha kettutupesu.
Ippo antha Glass'la saraka pathutu naan solluven. 1/2 glass FULL appdinu solluven.
Par: Dei pokiri 1/2 glass Quarter kooda theratheda, eppadi da FULL sollre. Enna emathalamnu pakiriya?
PS: Mudiyala. Ippo 1/2 glass'la Milk irukunu vachika
1/2 glass full sonna Optimist, 1/2 glass empty sonna Pessimist. Puriyutha?
Par: Ennamo solrada pakiri onnum puriya maatenguthu.
PS: Illada isabellava correct panrathuku naan unnaku help panrenda
Par: appadi vaada pakiri. Naan athuku than unnaku call pannen.
PS: Soooorrrrrrraaaaaaa
Par: Ippo antha rendu perum Chennai varaanga. Avangala Meen pamily + Kamal pamily receive pannuvaanga
PS: Dei avanga yaaru theriyumla, avanga kitta intha ponnunga sikiuna chinna pinnamayiduvaanga
Dei love marriage vs arranged marriage pathi 2 days room pottu discuss panni thorathi vutruvaangada
Par: Dei athukuthan fulla Karpahathayum,Pooriyayum anuppa solliruken
PS: Dei nee enda avangaloda sekura naan summa thana iruken, enna meet panna sollalamle
Par: Dei pokiri nee poi Isabella'va correct pannitena, naan Monica vachu mooka nondratha
PS:Yaaru naanu, Isabella'va correct panna poren. Enda dei verupethikitu.
Ennala Isa Yoga'va kooda correct'a panna mudiyathu enna poi Isa'va correct pannuven solre. Seri un vithiya yaaru mathrathu.
Naan enna panrathu sollu
Par: Nee enna panra, dei nalla kettuka, familyoda poitu neat'a Isabella'ta enna pathi full buildup kodukanum. Monica oru dubukku, avaluku en mela oru kannu, atha kandukatha.
PS: Dei thaniya vara solra, thalaivaruke builup kodukren. Familyoda pona ennala onnume panna mudiyathuda.
Par: Dei ivlo pesuriye, avanga Chennai suthi paaknum, food saapdanum solluvaanga.
Unnaku thericha food oru dum + 1 tea bunnu. Athuvum oru kevalamana tea kadai.
Illati nee Kotturpurm bridge orama irukra vada kadila oru masal vada vaangi kodupa.
Atha kooda Encounter'ku appuram mooditaanga. Athanala than family'ta vutten.
Naan Kelambren Meenu unnaku phone pannuvan nee pathuke. Bye
PS (to himself): Meenu ennaku phone poda porana? Nadakattum.
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Isabella deception
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Isa + Moni reach chennai. Karpagam + Poori pick them up.

Kar: Actually, this City was established in 17th century by British.
This is Metropolitan City because it has a hotel called Metropolitan Accord.
I am a resident because my father has Residency hotel.
We can have food in some 5 star hotel.

Isa (wishpering to Moni): Che enna ooorudi ithu. Ippo namma ooora irunthuchuna, Oru tea bun'oda rendu Dum' adichutu nimmathiya irunthirukalam
(Messaging to Parvathi): Karpagam taking us to 5 star hotel. What is pamous there
Parvathi reply: Oh 5 star hotel. I have food only in 5 star hotel. Breakfsast in GRT, Lunch in Meridian, Dinner in Sheraton.
You eat paper roast. Enna paper roast saapta liverukku romba nallathu.
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(Kamal and Meenkutti joining)

Kamal: Maple Parvathi norukunu sonnan maaple. Akka Attu, Thangachi Figuru. Pakiriya kooptomnu vaiyen
Meen: Dei decent'a behave pannu da. Anga poitu namma english'la than pesanum.
Kamal: Intha English ellam pesatha Pakirya koopda mudiyuma mudiyatha
Meen: Dei avan eppovume natural game aduvanda. Athavathu kevalama mokka poduvaan. Athu kandippa intha ladies'uku pudikathu. Kalti vutturu.
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(Kamal, Meenu being introduced to Pol Sisters)

Kar: This is youngersister Isabella and that older sister Moni
Kamal (to Meen): Maaple ennada Isa atta irukra, Moni gummunu irukra
Parvathiku ivlo kevalamana Tastunu ennaku theriyathuda
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(Now flashback in Airport, Isa and Moni)

Mon: Endi Isa, intha Parvathi unna intha parva paakuraane, avanga friendsta nammala pathi sollirupan'nu nenaikire?
Isa:Paravthi oru otta vaayi, kandippa sollirupaan. Nammala impress panna English therincha aala anuppi vappan.
Avanga buildup'e ennala thaanga mudiyathu. Ennaku natural'a mokka podura pasanga than pudikim. Decent behave panna pudikathu
Mon: Endi ippadi solre? Naan oru dubukku di. Ennaku English romba pudikum
Isa: Appo nee than Isabella sollidren. Valinchikine unta Englishla buildup kodupaanga. Naan Monica sollitu espace ayiduren
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(To present)
Mon (Message to Parvathi): Your friends very good ya. Supera English pesuraanga.
Parvathi: Yeah Yeah. I only teached them this English you know. I education LKG in Oxford university.
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Isa (to Meen & Co): Parvathi told some big guy is coming from Somasundaram
Meenu: Hi Moni, He is very pisiiiiiiiiii. He one waste pellow. He only has 1 Dum + 1 Tea Bun. He dont appreciate 5 star pood.
Isa (to Moni): goyala ivanga number vaangrathuku antha pakiri payolda join panni quarter adichitu kupura paduthirukalam.
Meenu (To Moni): Isabella, What she is telling?
Mon : She is tired from Jet lag. So she wants some rest. She going to her room.

(So all leave planning to meet next day)
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Isa (to moni in room): Adiye dubukku, intha mokka pasanga tholla thaanga mudiyala. Namma nalaike kaali pannitu kelambuvom
Che oru paya sari illa. Parvathi frnds ennaku oru quarter + dum vaangi kodutha Parvathiya love pannalamnu nenachen.
Enna everyone is just average of 5 of their best friends. Paravthi frnds ellam waste pellows. I reject Paravthi
Mon: Thanks di. Enna mathiri Attukuthan Parvathi correcta irupan.
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