Its all Karma !!

I dialed a number and got the following recording: "I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes."


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A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus, "send me a brother."
Santa wrote back, "SEND ME YOUR MOTHER."

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What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress.

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What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
and Panic is when both are pregnant.

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A woman asks man who is traveling with six children, "Are all these kids yours?"*
The man replies, "No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer complaints".

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A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference between confident and confidential?"*
Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential."

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Nominated as the best short joke this year...
A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.
"Mom" he asked, "are these my brains?"
"Not yet," she replied



Its all Karma
Reality of Life in our Country (India)

* Most 'First Class' students get technical seats, some become Doctors and some Engineers
* The 'Second Class' passed, pass MBA, become Administrators and control the 'First Class'
* The 'Third Class' passed, enter politics and become Ministers and control both
* Last, but not the least, The 'Failures' join the underworld and control all the above
How is that ???

It is all Karma!