Relax Please...

 What is the difference between Love marriage & Arranged marriage?

First one is Tharkolai..and the next one is Thittamitta kolai

 

 Vijayakanth: Andha TV mela case podanum..

Thondan: Ean thalaiva??

 Vijayakanth: Nama katchi arambichadha Vilayattu seidhigal-la

 potrukkan..

 

 Sardar Son: O God! Please make Newyork the capital of Punjab.

Sardar: Why are you praying for that?

 Sardar Son: That is what I have written in my exam...

 

Why are Egyptian's children always confused?? Because after death,

their  daddy becomes the Mummy!!

 

Sardar1: Train kandupidichadu nallatha pochu..

Sardar2: yaen??

Sardar1: illaina thandavalam yellam veena poirukkum...!!

 

Teacher: Can you tell me something about Raja Ram Mohan Roy?

 Saradji: They were 4 best friends..!

 

Man: Doctor en wifekku peyi pudichirukku..

Doctor: eppadi sollureenga???

Man: munnadi kalakalannu sirichava ippo lakalakalakanu sirikkira..!